sextective:

as a non-english speaking person, reading fanfiction in your own native language is probably the weirdest and most horrible thing ever



Chris Argent + facial hair



If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like lovers, and protect each other like siblings, then you were meant to be. [ inspired by x ]


shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST



To go north, you must journey south. To reach the west, you must go east. To go forward you must go back, and to touch the light you must pass beneath the shadow.





imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe and Dane DeHaan on the sex scene [in Kill Your Darlings] that made headlines +





nochlin:

Happy Birthday, Carla!


sofapizza:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar

captivating



HUSKY PLAYING IN THE SNOW (⊙‿⊙✿)





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